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Britney Spears might not be the best mom

I’m a dumbass

Britney Spears’ court appointed parenting monitor just filed a disparaging report to the court that portrays an apathetic Britney who’s unwilling to make any effort for her chlidren.

The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that “[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,” the source says.

“Britney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids [Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1] and has a hard time focusing,” the insider adds. “She is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody — that it’s her way or the highway.”

The report went on to say:

Spears is due in court for the custody battle October 26, and the judge “will not look favorably upon” her, the source says. “This is a very damning report. Who knows if Britney will even show?” (source)

I’ve never seen somebody work so hard to be white trash. Britney Spears took the slutty country-come-to-town stereotype, dipped it in Velveeta, threw in some Vienna sausages, rolled it Cheetoes dust and deep fried it so that now, she makes black footed, pig fucking, toothless, trailer park wife beaters look like royalty. Pig fucking royalty – but that’s not the point. The point is: Do they even have laws in California? Britney Spears could get a sabretooth tiger to babysit her kids and she would only get sentenced to 20 pushes on a swing set. Weeeeee!!!

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One Comment to “Britney Spears might not be the best mom”

  1. JordanIsYourHomeboy.com - You can be my backup links Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

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