It’s Britney, Bitch

Britney Spears’ video for the single Gimme More hit iTunes today and like the good pirates that they are some scoundrels posted it to YouTube, so watch this while you can…or not.

The video, which features Spears, 25, interacting with a sexy alter-ego, is a departure from her previous clips. While Spears dances, she’s alone for
most of the video (except for a few surprise scenes) and the effects are slick yet minimal. Dressed very provocatively in fishnets and a black adorned motorcycle vest, Spears shows off a slim, toned physique — including one shot of her naked back. (source)

Ok. Is it me or did someone slip the camera a roofie? The whole thing looks like its being filmed from inside a jar of Vaseline. I think I get what they were trying to do here. Good Britney (blond) is confronted by Bad Britney (brunette) and a cerebral confrontation begins that pits id against superego, while we the viewer [read: ego] sort it all out. Ironically, it turned out to be Freudian mess anyway because by the end of it Britney is trying to fuck herself which is just plain weird. Which makes me glad I never saw my mom naked.