Heidi Montag Needs to Stop

This is probably the fifty billionth set of pathetically staged pictures that The Hills “star” Heidi Montag has paid somebody to take of her recently. Pictures that she apparently thinks will one day make her famous. I really don’t know how to break this to her, but no, no they won’t. She’s kinda fugly. It won’t help her self-esteem to know that I could walk through the campus of UNCW for ten minutes and, at worst, find 100 chicks hotter than her. I wonder how she…whoa, what? Well, of course I’d still fuck her. She sorta reminds me of your sister. She was a freak.