NSFW - Fatback Media

This is Tricia Helfer and her perfectly formed nipple at a film festival in Calgary (the poor man’s Toronto), which, if memory serves me correctly, is in Canada, near Mexico. My extensive research, which consisted of a Google search and downloading some sweet but unrelated .rar’s from Rapidshare, informed me that this is for the premier of a movie called Walk All Over Me starring Tricia Helfer and Leelee Sobieski, both of whom probably appear nude because it’s an independent film and they can tell their friends it’s art so they won’t feel slutty. ANYWAY. This is Tricia Helfer airing out a nipple in an excitingly fantastic way in the great town of Canada. Geography rules.

More Tricia Helfer in case you were wondering what she looks like naked. I often do that. I’m a thinker!

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