O.J. Simpson is Screwed

Hey, I chopped my wife’s head off. Wanna hang out?
O.J . Simpson was arrested yesterday and is facing seven felony charges in his role in an armed robbery of a Las Vegas hotel room that contained sports memorabilia allegedly belonging to Simpson. He is currently being held without bail. AP reports:

After being whisked away in handcuffs, Simpson was booked at the county jail Sunday night on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and conspiracy to commit a crime and burglary with a firearm, police said. The district attorney said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor. If convicted of the booking charges, Simpson would face up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count alone.

If I was O.J. SImpson, I wouldn’t even worry about this. He’s a national hero. He rushed for 2,003 yards, people! He’ll be fine in prison. Besides, black guys who murder white women are generally well-liked among the inmates. Especially, O.J. I heard the Aryan Brotherhood is a really big fan of the Naked Gun movies.

You can also hear audio of the robbery here.

Here’s Robert Kardashian’s daughter in a bikini. You know, the guy who is burning in hell right now:
My dad defended OJ. I also have nice boobs.My dad was one of O.J.’s friend. I’m Paris Hilton’s friend. I have a huge ass.I got pissed on by a black dude in my sex tape. I have a giant rack.No really, I have a huge ass.I have such pretty hair. It was expensive.Damn.Let’s go. There’s only white guys here.I also had sex with The Game. I might need to stay in here for a while.

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Written by Trapper on September 17, 2007 – 7:50 am

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