Britney Spears may lose her kids today

Britney Spears may lose custody of her children as early as this morning according to the fair and balanced reports at Fox News. Britney’s alleged wild partying, drug use and ill treatment of her two children are all said to be observations by this mysterious secret witness.

This is a real possibility, thanks to crusading Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred. She’s bringing a “secret” witness to court Monday for the custody battle between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.

And the witness will be there with Allred at 8:30 a.m. I am told that the witness could blow Spears’ chances of keeping little Sean Preston and Jayden James. The likely observations from the witness concern drug usage by Spears in her home and in front of her kids.

I love court dramas. Like the time when Matlock was hired to defend Brad Bingham, an aging football star with a reputation as a womanizer who was about to be cut from the team. And Charlene was resistant to her father’s choice, as she believed everything the tabloids had to say about Brad. But then again Charlene was kind of a whore.