Marisa Miller because summer is dunzo, bro

Dude. Where the hell did summer go? It seems like just yesterday I was breaking out the white slacks, popping my collar and getting my 23 ft sloop out of dry dock to sail down to my parents house in Newport so I could discuss my new start-up with some buddies over beers and baked clams-beachside. No bigs. Now it’s already time to pull the kegs in from the beach, send the bitches home and get the beach house winterized, bro. The cool thing is that we didn’t have to bury anybody in the sand and have my dad take care of all that like last year. Score. Speaking of scores, here’s Marisa Miller half naked because I love summer and summer is for naked boobies.

Links if you made it this far:

Cute College Girl O’ The Week: Heather from Monmouth. (College Humor)
Lindsay Lohan’s dad visits her in rehab ( for a little slap and tickle?) (Yeeeah)
Tyra Banks is fucking freeeeeak. (IBBB)
Heather Grahm has a video, and well…she sure is pretty. (Evil Beet)
Britney is opening the VMA’s, which apparantly still happen? (GoT)
Hottest blogger online (Allie)
Vanessa Hudgens nude! Well probably not, but a boy can dream. (Glitterati)
Britney Poo. (Seriously OMG)
Jessica Simpson’s nipples: still awesome. (DS)
Davis Schwimmer is banging Thandie Newton. PIVOT! (Bastardly)
Kate Walsh said some stuff..blah blah…I’m just looking at her rack. (ICYDK)
Jenna Fischer separated from her husband. So leave us alone, we need sometime to heal. (BPBC)
The Hilton’s have set the Paris pregancy project in motion (Bumpshack)