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Britney is back y’all! And if reports are to be believed her new single is going to cement her comeback with salacious lyrics and tough sexy attitude. OR. It will be a uncomfortable display of awkwardness that makes all her friends who listen to it stare at their shoes or the ceiling and say, “Um, yeah. Your dress is soooo pretty, Brit”

The new dance track meant to resurrect the pop tart’s stale career is out, and it begins with a defiant declaration: “It’s Britney, b—h.”

I’m not good at hangman, but I think that’s supposed to say,”It’s Britney, bench” and if so well, I think I just had an orgasm. Britney doesn’t really need the money from album sales, however…

Her average monthly income is a whopping $737,868, according to court documents filed by ex-hubby Kevin Federline, who’s seeking custody of their young sons Sean Preston, 23 months, and Jayden James, 11 months.

K-Fed himself is receiving spousal support of $20,000 per month, according to the documents obtained by TMZ.com. Unfortunately for him, checks for Brit’s baby daddy dry up Nov. 15.

OMFG. What kind of world is it where Britney Spears, a bone sucking dolt can pull 700k a month and the redneck monkey who barebacked her and “left it in” can pull 20K per month, when teachers, soldiers, firemen and police make minimum wage? An awesome one, that’s what. Go capitalism!

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More pics when I get a better connection. Apparently, beer and collard greens do not enhance the wireless reception of this town.