Sophia Bush is the Teen’s Choice

Sophia Bush is Superbad.

This is Sophia Bush at the Teen Choice Awards sitting with other actors who play teens but aren’t really. Besides being the choice of 98% of all human life, Sophia was also the big winner at the Teen Choice awards with three awards.

Choice Movie Breakout: Female, Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller for “The Hitcher” and Choice Movie Actress: Comedy for “John Tucker Must Die.” (source)

I guess teens are really stupid because one those movies came out like 2 years ago.  Also,  The Hitcher was Rated R so how did they even see the movie? Maybe they didn’t. Teenagers are known to be liars. Especially the two 17 yr. olds from the Catholic Girl’s School who said that they were at a party at my house when one of them got pregnant. It was a threesome duh, how do you know it was me?

I am the teen’s choiceSurf’s upKapow.Sophia Bush surfs for teens.

Sophia Bush with the guys from SuperbadI accept this award because teens love me.No teen will ever see the inside of my dress. GIVE UP.Sha-fucking-ZAM.

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9 Comments to “Sophia Bush is the Teen’s Choice”

  1. Shooter Says:

    I feel unspeakably pathetic, but I honest to God just spent a couple minutes figuring out how I could arrange a “chance” meeting with her and go out on a date. She is so pretty that it hurts me on the inside.

  2. fatback Says:

    Dude. Pain = felt.

  3. Shooter Says:

    Yeah, but you’re old and lame. I’m a young buck in my prime. That’s it–fuck it. I’m driving to Wilmington tonight. Update to come.

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