Quickly robin, to the bat…aw fuck it, she’ll be a has been by 25. Look at brittney, isn’t that punishment enough?

Seriously, who the fuck cares. I’m so tired of hearing about all these fuckwit celebrities that put on the whole squaky clean act until AFTER they turn 18 and then turn into brain dead party sluts/man whores.

Of course she won’t do time…she was in the parent trap. Paris hilton, who isn’t actually famous for anything besides being the offspring of someone useful and being quite possibly the stupidest creepiest looking skeezy blonde bitch to ever grace the planet didn’t really have to serve any time.

These people have fucking drivers to take them around…yet they decide to get tanked and drive themselves…why can’t any of the young celebs today that really don’t possess much talent die a tragic death? Why is always the talented one? WHY?!

It’s just a matter of time before a video of Lohan fucking a dog surfaces..then again who really wants to see britney spears naked anymore after popping out a couple kids and shaving her head?