Lindsay Will do time. Dina says “things are great!”
 
After literally skating on drug possession, reckless driving, and several other charges, Lindsay Lohan has copped a plea for two DUI arrests and she’s going to do time. She gets credit for 1 day served and she’ll have to 10 hours of community service and she’ll have to be incarcerated for 24 hours. One. Fucking. Day. Oh, and somehow in LA County DUI is not a felony. In my home town down south, it’s a felony to have beers on the beach, even if you’re sitting right in front of your own beach house. The great thing about all this is that Lindsay’s mother, Dina Lohan sees the gravity of this situation and is stepping up as a parent. Wait, no. She’s acting like an oblivious, self-absorbed, has-been whore living vicariously (and tragically) through her daughter in whom she is both bitterly jealous and financially dependent.
“My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives,†Dina told 24Sizzler.com Thursday evening, “and people just want to make things up and see us fail!†(Source)
No Dina. We can’t make shit like this up. Fucking Shakespeare couldn’t make shit like this up and half of his tragic heroines slept with a close family member on accident or killed someone and all them ended up dead at an early age. With a parent like you, I almost feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. But then I remember that she says stuff like “I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever the fuck I want”. Here’s the rub…she can. Dun dun DUNNN.
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August 24th, 2007 at 10:09 am
ONE FULL DAY? Oh my god. She will never be the same.
August 24th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Dina Lohan scares me a little bit. Lindsay may be an adult but the other two arent.
August 24th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
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August 25th, 2007 at 11:33 am
Yea it’s just too bad. I got busted for two DUI’s in 2000 and did a year in State Prison!! ‘Course I’m no celeb and I live in a Commonwealth State!!
August 27th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Yeah I got a ‘less safe’ DUI and got it worse then she did for 2 DUIs. After it was brought to reckless driving I still had 2 weekends jail time 40 hours community service 1 year probation license suspension for a year … etc.
August 27th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Holy willikers batman, another child actor has become a 20 something that’s hopped up on drugs and becoming more of a stupid skank every day!
Quickly robin, to the bat…aw fuck it, she’ll be a has been by 25. Look at brittney, isn’t that punishment enough?
Seriously, who the fuck cares. I’m so tired of hearing about all these fuckwit celebrities that put on the whole squaky clean act until AFTER they turn 18 and then turn into brain dead party sluts/man whores.
Of course she won’t do time…she was in the parent trap. Paris hilton, who isn’t actually famous for anything besides being the offspring of someone useful and being quite possibly the stupidest creepiest looking skeezy blonde bitch to ever grace the planet didn’t really have to serve any time.
These people have fucking drivers to take them around…yet they decide to get tanked and drive themselves…why can’t any of the young celebs today that really don’t possess much talent die a tragic death? Why is always the talented one? WHY?!
It’s just a matter of time before a video of Lohan fucking a dog surfaces..then again who really wants to see britney spears naked anymore after popping out a couple kids and shaving her head?