Fuck You Michael Vick
Super manly hero to young and old and quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Michael Vick was in court today working out a plea to charges surrounding dog fighting and animal cruelty thus proving that he is neither a hero nor manly. The plea could land him year in prison where hopefully incarcerated Cleveland Browns fans will gang rape him until his anus forms an infected fistula into his skull. Here’s what his attorney had to say:
“After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him. Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.†(source)
I won’t even restate the cruel and cowardly shit Vick and his band of assholes did to those dogs but lets just say I don’t think a year in prison covers it. Some say he’ll be banned from the NFL, some say why would he, if he’s paid his debt to society? Well, because shit like this can’t be repaid. Societies are built on an ever evolving code of mores and expected behavior - and we evolved out that shit a long time ago.
I’m not very religious but I do think that there is symmetry in giving someone a taste of their own medicine. So instead of a year in prison, I think a fitting punishment would be Mike Vick vs. 27 blood thirsty pit bulls ,Thunderdome style. I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. Besides, he’s not on my fantasy football roster anyway. Sexy ladies because being mean to dogs is shitty.
Update: Skippystalin says they might indict Vick on the RICO charges. Like Miami Vice!
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August 20th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Actually, Vick is looking at upwards of five years. And given that he was the last of his merry band to cop plea - and only did so because there was a Grand Jury getting ready to hand down a superceding indictment - he’ll probably do closer to five than one. And Congress got rid of “good behaviour” time a decade ago.
Even better, just because the feds are done with him doesn’t mean this story is over. He was charged with a federal count of interstate conspiracy. The really good stuff; the dog fighting, gambling, animal cruelty, possible racteering and conspiracy to commit all of the above are still presecutable by the Commonwealth of Virginia. Given the outrage this case has generated, I can’t see the Virginia Attorney General pass that up.
You’ll get your pound of Michael Vick’s flesh yet, Fatback. Just be patient. I’m told it’s a virtue.
August 25th, 2007 at 10:21 am
I prefer that vick be covered with bacon grease and tosed into a pit with a pack of hungary wolves. I hope the sick fuck never touches a football the rest of his pathetic life.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
haha, you silly activist pussy. Its just a dog. And you say Micheal Vick vs. 27 blood thirsty dogs is a good punishment. It should be you VS Micheal Vick, pussy actvist bitch Lmao, your a goon, its a fucking dog, worse shit happens in the world that you should be concerned about
August 25th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Yeah…you’re probably right snowmango. I’m a pinko lefty activist. Maybe I’ll go down to the rally for Darfur with my lefty bleeding heart hot girlfriend, whom I think is only fucking me because she’s a Soviet spy.
August 25th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
ROFLMAO!!
mC vIck gEtz hIm bAwlls pWned oFf iN jAil!!!!111 wTf
August 25th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
I don’t dislike Michael Vick for dog fighting, I dislike him for simply being stupid. You are making 10+ million a year, all of these athletes. Throw a damn ball and live a lavish life…and they can’t manage to behave. Come on…we live in a country where you put a miniature man on a horse and make them run at top speeds. And after the horse breaks a leg so badly they contemplate euthanasia…everyone calls the jockey a hero for slowing the horse up so more damage wasn’t caused. Where were the animal rights nuts then to say “if you weren’t racing him with mini me on his back, it wouldn’t have happened.” The animal nuts need to value all animal life the same and not act as if dogs are our evolutionary companion like Tucker Carlson does.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Michael Vick needs to be made the block bitch for the next 20 months. I hope every day that he wakes up he comes face to face with 300 lb, dog loving bikers who have a blood lust for people who abuse animals. My contempt for Vick cnnot be expressed by mere words. Someone needs to take him out “hunting”.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Wisdumb wow that was the dumbest thing ive ever heard. This scumb bag wanna be thug was intentionally injuring animals not racing them. As for the fat back ill scrap the bacon off your back, Vick is a coward and his punishment should be locked in a room with me rather than 27 dogs. He is a prime example of why Shaun Taylor is dead, take some lessons from LT. These scum bag criminals have no place in sports or in society he will rote in hell.