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Britney Spears’ manny with benefits?

Man, that manny is manly

When you’re rich, you can afford to buy a man instead of a dildo. At least, that’s what it looks like Britney Spears has done. Sure, everyone thinks he is her ‘manny’, but Valkyrie knows the real deal.

What Brit-Brit has is a bone-a-fide walking, talking sex puppet. And why not? Nothing much hotter than a little bit of white trash walking around with a sex toy. I walk down the street with my venus butterfly turned on high, because that’s how I roll. True story.

At least Britney has the sense to hire someone to look after her kids. I mean, Britney hasn’t proven to be the brightest when it comes to child care. Who the fuck lets their baby fall out of a high chair? Ok, so it happens, but I wonder if the genius even strapped the kid in position in the first place.

Oh and with the divorce final now, I wonder how long it will be before Britney begins giving some public love to her paid dick?

Whatever. Baby sitter/Fuck Buddy, it’s cheaper when you buy in bulk.

I like my trash white and my dresses see thru. Like Mawma! Nice ass Britney.Where are my smokes?Momma luvs you, booger. Which one are you?

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So far there are 4 SEXY COMMENTS » What do you think, sugar?

Posted in Britney Spears, Gossip, White Trash |
By Fatback


4 Comments to “Britney Spears’ manny with benefits?”

  1. Opie Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:32 am

    Does your butterfly have a setting of “11″ ?

  2. Valkyrie Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    Gas powered. Strong enough to ride out to the liquor store.

  3. Opie Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 3:31 am

    You freaking crack me up. Where to you vent the exhaust?

  4. Valkyrie Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Why, out of my tailpipe, sugar.

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