Lindsay Lohan is Responsible

I’m a brilliant actress. TOTALLY AHSIIIME.

Lindsay Lohan is a role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently, a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

Amazing. Inspirational! I think she was telling the cops this the next night when they were cuffing her, impounding her car and putting her cocaine in the evidence bag.


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Written by Fatback on August 6, 2007 – 3:54 am

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2 Comments to “Lindsay Lohan is Responsible”

  1. Opie Says:

    Dude, if my daughters EVER start to emulate this ‘ho I’m using the Bill Cosby theory on them. I’ll just take them out and make another one that looks just like them.

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