Lindsay Lohan. Thespian. Bitch.
Lindsay Lohan, the completely mentally stable and totally brilliant actress of such Oscar worthy gems as Herbie: Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, recently expounded -albeit modestly- on her own acting skills as well as the acting prowess of several of her contemporaries. Actually she was wasted. And here’s how it went:
“The higher Lindsay got, the more arrogant and mean she became,” said a former party pal of the 21-year-old star. “She ranted and raved about her talent, claiming: ‘I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’
“And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition.”
Here’s what she said about her fellow actresses:
Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat and has no talent.”
Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is dumb as (bleep).”
Sienna Miller is a “no-talent crackhead.”
Keira Knightley is “a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”
Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming, joke of an actress.”(source)
I don’t know about you, but I think she’s right. She could be the greatest actor of our generation. I mean who didn’t cry n Herbie Fully Loaded when Lindsay as the trouble teen Maggie delivered this quip?
“It wasn’t me, it was Herbie.” (IMDB)
It was Herbie. It was Herbie,Lindsay. Herbie the black guy. Keep your chin up kid. As long as you stay true to your craft, you’ll always have a place in the hearts of Americans. Wait. That means having a huge rack right?
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Written by Fatback on August 2, 2007 – 5:24 am
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August 2nd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
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