Britney Spears swims in her underwear, yawn.
Britney Spears in her unnapants and brawl at the swimmin’ hole with some random chick. This is only salient because Britney is apparently shooting a new video. Somewhere. Here’s what one of her highly educated backup dancers had to say on her MySpace page.
Today on her blog, the dancer wrote an entry entitled “BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO” which stated “SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!” (source)
So here’s Britney Spears swimming in her bra and panties and frolicking with a girl with a hot body. Are you surprised? Nothing she does surprises me anymore. She drove right past Crazy on Highway WTF? a long time ago. You what’s not crazy? Girl on girl action. That’s why this all girl underwear swim excursion is very close to being hot. I actually thought the girl with the rockin bod in the white bikini was Elisha Cuthbert at first and was about to rub one out, but then I saw the rest of the pictures and was sad. Ok, maybe I still rubbed one out. Whatever, judger. Britney and this chick would be perfect for some menage a trois action because they are both a kinda hot and kinda busted up and that’s usually how it goes with threesomes isn’t it?
Links if you made it this far.
- Justin Timberlake likes the salty pulled meat. (Yeeeah)
- Jodie Sweetin and her huge rack got married. (IBBB)
- Jessica Simpson goes to boot camp. Chicks look hot in camo. True story. (Allie)
- Courtney Love, grammarian. (Holy Candy)
- Rosario Dawson may be a lesbian. I gotta go. (City rag)
- Jessica Alba is a true example of poise and elegance. And she’s got a great rack. (Ninja Dude)
- Cindy Crawford, red hot MILF. (DS)
- Bathroom mirrors were invented for topless self-portraits. (College Humor)
- Britney Daniel is still alive and still hot. (Glunp)
- Scientologist orgy planned by the Cruises. Bring your mask and cloak. (Bricks and Stones)
- Britney Snow looking hot and all grow’d up. (Bastardly)
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By Fatback
2 Comments to “Britney Spears swims in her underwear, yawn.”
July 20th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Britney’s been photographed using a public restroom at a Taco Bell Express. Why is she the only celeb I have ever heard of constantly using the loo at gas stations and fast food establishments? Well, it could be because she has issues with laxatives. See the quote below which I found on a another forum. It’s from someone who claims to be in the know re: Britney’s personal life.
” I have been in and out of the inner circle and wanted to weigh in on the frequent bathroom breaks that Britney is “forced” to take at public restrooms. It is a FACT that Ms. Spears abuses laxatives (particularly Correctol) thinking that they will help with her ever-present struggle with her weight. We were in a car and she even shit her pants once…but that is the story…by the way, I don’t see a particular alcohol or drug problem when I am around her, she uses recreationally…but she is mentally unstable…I mean REALLY mentally unstable, like the crazy lady in a straight jacket laughing unstable kind of person…it is scary”
http://gossipmomma.blogspot.com/
July 27th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
She knows from her parents what drugs and alcohol do to people.