Fuck. You.

Holy Darwin’s dick, what the fuck? This dog looks like a god damn super villain. That dog is on the juice. I know this doesn’t qualify as snarky celebrity hating or the normal T/A you get here but I had to share this. Because I’m pretty sure it’s one of the signs of the apocalypse. Meet Wendy the most muscular Whippet in the universe.

She was born with a genetic defect which has left her looking like the Incredible Hulk of Hounds.

While her head, heart, lungs and legs are the size of those of a normal whippet, her gene defect means she is “double muscled”. She weighs 4st4lb [60 lbs] – twice as much as she should…” (source)(via)

That’s the coolest dog I’ve ever seen. She looks like she could run 200 mph and bite through a car. Who would fuck with you if you walked down the street with this dog? You could be all, “Don’t make my dog bite your arm off and fly to your house and eat your mom”. SHE WILL FUCKING DO IT, MAN. More Wendy and her ‘roided out body.