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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in a steamy relationship with club DJ Samantha Ronson. In what will surely cause the internet’s alliteration meter to explode, (e.g. Lindsay Lohan’s loses lesbian love letters, or loquacious Lindsay’s lesbian letters, or Lindsay Lohan lies limply, loosley leaping, lethargically livening lesbian love letters, limned in lemon lipstick, et cetera) this may be the hottest story ever to break on this site this morning. Lindsay’s MySpace account was supposedly hacked and here are some snippets of her conversations with Samantha Ronson:

“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die”, the rehabbing actress wrote in one late-night posting, after she and Sam had an explosive online lovers spat.

“Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!” Lindsay typed. Hollywood DJ Sam, 29, responded that she didn’t think she’d fall in love again and it was Lindsay who restored her trust. While Lindsay tried at the start of her relationship with Samantha to keep it under wraps, “the rumors about them hooking up are totally true, a pal told Star in April. “Lindsay is trying to be low-key about it, but everyone knows that they are way more than friends.”

Sure enough, Samantha was on hand to spin the records when Lindsay took a break from rehab to celebrate her 21st birthday on July 2 at a Malibu beach house…

At 11:46 pm [on June 6th], Samantha wrote to Lindsay, “You still have me. I’m here for you. With you. She went on to say that she would quit doing drugs if only Lindsay would tell her that she loved her! At12:36 a.m. Lindsay replied, “I love you. You love me. Why don’t we f_ _ _ and make a family? (source)

Well that’s good enough for me folks. I think these kids are in love and who are we to judge them and their steaming hot naked, girl-on-girl, homosexual lesbian love making? I mean all lesbians are hot, trashy girls with big boobs and shaved hoohoo’s who like to have pillow fights and are just waiting for that special moment when they will let the pizza guy join the mix right? If not then I have a DVD library of utter lies. It’s like on Footloose when they wouldn’t let Kevin Bacon dance with Laurie Singer. You can’t stop true love and you can’t stop these dance moves, baby. Here’s Lindsay with a bunch of chicks she’ll probably be sleeping with because she’s a naughty lesbian.