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Heidi Montag is a real American hero. Does she spend the best holiday in America eating greasy BBQ and drinking coozied beers at the lake like a fat redneck? Fuck no! She’s supports the troops with an American flag strapped across her bulging boobs and and shaved beaver. [Beavers are American!]. Nothing says God Bless America like a huge fake rack on a blonde at the beach.

Here’s more of Heidi anally raping terrorism into submission. So stand up and salute, you pinko apologists - I think I can hear communism dying.