Eva Longoria Gets Spurred.

Don’t mess with Texas

Last Friday, Eva Longoria of Horny, er, I mean, Desperate Housewives hitched herself to NBA star Tony Parker in Paris. They couldn’t wait until today for the ‘official’ wedding because of French statutes. The couple has been engaged since November, and despite the celibacy rumor, Tony has more than likely been scoring baskets much longer. Did they believe we were going to buy the ‘no sex’ thing? A few rumors have reached my ears that they wished to be officially married before Tony got to see anything ‘deep in the heart of Texas’. Shyeeeeeeah. Right.

Eva and Tony made their union legal in a civil ceremony on July 6 in Paris, as required by French law.

The Desperate Housewives star chose a short pink Chanel dress for her first walk down the aisle and Parker wore a dark suit. (source)

Eva Longoria, who’s a triple threat (burning hot, southern and a sports fan) , attended Spurs games frequently. Valkyrie is of the opinion that Eva wanted to pick up a few extra mil via Tony’s salary, along with the best seats the house, so she came out of that deal sitting pretty - literally. But, with a body like hers, Eva could have her pick of the team. But I’m not starting any rumors… Here’s more Eva at her civil ceremony wedding in Paris last week. Pink is the new white I guess?

My daddy has a shotgun, bro.I get to get married twice. Score.Notice I’m not wearing white.Hey y’all. I’m getting married to a frenchie.




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