Scarlett Johansson WTF happened?

Scarlett Johansson drives a mini van.

Whoa. I’m getting all geared up for my patriotic nudity & fun in the sun week off and these come in off the wire. What the hell? Apparently Scarlett Johansson now has a nose ring, a weird tattoo and is dressing like the creepy girl’s PE teacher at my middle school. How could this happen? The last time I saw her she was getting thin due to breakup stress and looking like she was ready to party all night. Now she looks like she can’t find her minivan at Showbiz Pizza. I’m not one to judge -wait I’m an anonymous internet writer who gets paid to make fun of people- so yes. Yes I am one to judge. Maybe she’s a method actor and she’s preparing for a role. And maybe that role is somebody’s dumpy mother who used to be a goth whore but now has 3 kids and drives a Honda Odyssey. More hot high waisted shorts action. Rreeeow. My fave is pic 4. That dude’s name is Meat.

Where’s the girls locker room, dude?Wanna see my goddess tattoo?I need a wallet with a chain on it.Sloth LOVE Chunk!




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2 Comments to “Scarlett Johansson WTF happened?”

  1. some guy Says:

    the guy has his hand in his pocket, it could be her older brother.

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