NSFW – Fatback Media

This is Anne Hathaway at a press conference to discuss vaccinating Honduran children against Hepatitis A. Good for her! Paris just got out of prison and a relatively low tier actress is spending time trying to save orphans. Selfish much?  Ok. Today is slow, and I’m really tired of seeing a certain heiress’ name in emanating from my website, so here is your bottom shelf news, people.

I want to make clear that Anne Hathaway does not have Hepatitis. I guess I got it from some other girl that looked exactly like her then. Maybe her name was Banne Bathaway. Whatever. Does she look jaundiced to you? For those of you who don’t know what it is, Hepatitis A (or HAV) is an Hepatovirus that affects the liver with an acute infection. It is transmitted by fecal oral contact; which is sciency talk for putting your tongue in someones else’s dookie chute. So keep those tossed salads to a minimum because Jesus hates mellow yellow.

Funny note: Anne Hathaway’s dress is a schematic of the full mode of action of a Picornaviridae virus in the human blood stream. She’s thorough like that. Look it up, bitches.