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Jessica Biel in a bikini (from the Gentleman’s Quarterly…rreow). That’s really enough isn’t it? And to think Justin Timberlake just shit all over her in the press. Maybe Justin forgot that he’s a scruffy bumpkin from Tennessee who was singing country covers on Star Search against LeAnn Rimes before the Mickey Mouse Club gave him his big break. I more expect to hear, would you guys like the triple play fajitas from him than what goes around comes around. The fact that he denied Jessica Biel thrice before the cock crowed doesn’t show arrogance, it shows good old fashion redneck stupidity. Crusty asshole.

• Paula got a brand new face. OWWWWW. (Yeeeah)
• Kelly Clarkson binged it like she purged it. (IBBB)
• Howard Stern is sued. This time it’s the REAL Howard. (Allie)
• Prison Break is apparently still on and Jodi Lyn O’Keefe will be on next season. (Gossip or Truth)
• Here’s the Google map to the kegger. (CH)
• Tara Reid drunk, high and sporting a huge rack. (Glunp)
• This chick Natasha Hamilton is topless. Who is she again? (DS)
• Aw shit, is Jennifer Garner pregnant again? (SeriouslyOMG)
• Liv Tyer wants plastic surgery. (BumpShack)
• Dustin breaks down the songs that make you cry. (Pajiba)
• Okay Heidi Montag. We get it. You have big tits. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Rachel Bislon. Still cutest girl ever. (Bastardly)