Paris Hilton has ADD

Paris Hilton reportedly suffers from extreme ADD and claustrophobia, which is why she was released from jail earlier this month.
TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton suffers from extreme Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and claustrophobia, and these conditions may have triggered the Sheriff’s decision to spring her from Lynwood Jail last week.
We’re told Hilton is taking Adderall for her ADD. Although our sources were not specific, we’re told Hilton was not receiving all of her medications at Lynwood. As a result, Hilton was having severe panic attacks in jail. There were times she was so debilitated, she could not push the panic button in her cell. (source)
What kind of jail has a panic button? Was she incarcerated by Mayor McCheese and Grimace the cop in a Ronald McDonald Playground? Also, in case you haven’t heard, ADD is a made up disorder. That’s right. Fucking completely bullshit. The whole ADD/ADHD phenomenon was invented so rich parents wouldn’t have to feel guilty about being shitty guardians and so their kids could snort drugs in school legally. I’m not a bad parent…my kid had ADD.
BULL. SHIT.
You know what they give kids whose parents can’t afford Adderall and Ritalin? A belt across the ass and no supper. And a god damn life lesson. Shut the fuck up and you’ll get fed. Nobody cares about your problems. I went to school with Ritalin tweakers who ended up way more fucked up because they were so geeked out and paranoid they couldn’t concentrate at school or at home. ADD/ADHD diagnosis will only coddle an already fucked up kid and make it okay to be broken. Instead of teaching a child to be self reliant and to learn from mistakes, ADD relegates them to an adult life where nothing is their fault and they can always blame the condition or the medication. Fuck you. Stop crying.
Tags: Adderall, Paris Hilton, Ritalin
Posted in Drugs, Gossip, Paris Hilton |
Written by Fatback on June 12, 2007 – 6:35 am
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June 12th, 2007 at 7:07 am
dude, you rock! Your ADD assessment is the best I’ve read in years. Funny how the same kids who need drugs to sit still for 15 minutes in school have no problem planting themselves in front of Nintendo for 13 straight hours til their eyes look like two pissholes in the snow.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am
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June 12th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Fatback, I’ve never loved you more than I do right now. My boyfriend says he has adhd and when I try to stab him in the nighttime hours for twitching the night away, he’s so quick to blame his disorder. You don’t have adhd. You have the jimmy legs. I’m no doctor, but I know the jimmy legs when I sees ‘em.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Jimmy legs! Love it.