Paris Hilton Returned to Lockdown
THIS JUST IN. Paris Hilton was ordered back to prison to serve out the remainder of her sentence.
Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.” One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy. (source)
Wow. Are they sure? Because I’m pretty sure she’s really rich and that’s not supposed to happen. How else will poor people have something to bitch about? Who will they envy? Looking at that picture, I actually feel sorry for her. Ya, no. Not really at all. I wonder if the dude that bringing the coke and midgets over for her house party tonight will be upset?
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on this. You know, we should show our solidarity by doing things that free people do, like for instance: not have to sleep in a prison. With prisoners. Yeah that’ll show those meanies. Paris we’re here for you. On the outside. Living free and non incarcerated. Just walking around, driving places, eating stuff, drinking beers. Don’t get raped!
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June 8th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Ha! This is so funny. It’s such a treat to see the elite have to live by our standards. Can’t wait for the ‘razzi to start giving inmates and guards illegal cameras and wads of cash for illegal photos of Paris crying in her cell.