Salma Hayek and her motherly knockers

I said goddamn, Salma! This is a very preggo Salma Hayek at some charitable function for some charitable cause that we donâ€™t give two flying charitable whacks about..except, we do care because we’re red-blooded Americans who appreciate a ridiculous plunging neckline showing off those radiant, voluptuous love nests. Iâ€™m pretty sure those 36QQs are the stuff dreams are made of. I even have a spot of drool on my chin as I type. A spot of drool? When did I become British? Oh well, cheerio…suckas!

On a related note, how much nutrition does an adult gain from breastfeeding? I bet Wikipedia knowsâ€¦