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Newly rehab’d and mom of two, Britney Spears, proved that she’s no quitter Sunday night by “vomiting uncontrollably” in the men’s rest room in an LA Bar where she was overheard saying, ” I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment”.

The singer disappeared to the bathroom just an hour after arriving at the Mondrian Hotel’s swanky Sky Bar with five friends. And it wasn’t long before hotel security got a call saying she needed urgent help.

[A] source said: “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.  She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.”

“There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.

“Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.” (source)

Does DSS even exist in California? I mean that is a state agency, right? Maybe all the video evidence and millions of paparazzi photos showing Britney Spears continually being a drunk, unfit mother aren’t enough evidence for the crack investigators in LA. Maybe they need to see it on Law & Order first. Because that shit is ripped from the headlines. Do you think Sam Waterston colors his eyebrows?