Grace Potter is better than Funnel Cakes and Monkey Drinks

Hope you all had a successful Memorial Day weekend. Meaning you got drunk, ate too much and you’re now reading this with a Starbucks and and a hangover. I supported the troops this Memorial Day Weekend by doing a lot of All American activities like: drinking canned light beer, eating fried food, attending an outdoor concert in without sunscreen, talking loudly to foreigners to make them understand me better and urinating in a public park.

These paparazzi quality photos of Grace Potter were taken at Boston’s Earth Fest over the weekend. I’m thinking about adding a ridiculous watermark just to give them some street creds. In case you don’t know who Grace Potter is, she’s the tiny little girl in these pictures who is PLAYING A FLYING V GUITAR and making your girlfriend want to sleep with her. Her shows are like watching raw sexual soul being crafted up from a rock demon who ties an M-60 to your balls. That last part happens when you tell your date, “Of course I would hit that. DUH.”

X-17 PWNED Perez Hilton. Again. FINISH HIM! (Evil beet)
Anna Kournikova is single. Dibs. (Gabsmash)
Justin Timberlake continues on his quest to piss me off with Jessica Biel. (Allie)
Lindsay Lohan still drunken, whorish. (Bumpshack)
John Mayer can’t quit those DD’s. (Celebrity Hubris)
Heather Locklear in a bikini.God damn. (Bastardly)
Rhianna in lingerie. (DS)
Jessica Alba is chilly. (Ninja Dude)
Keira Knightly may play Princess Dianna. (D-Listed)
Lindsay Lohan puke. (Yeeeah)
Grace Potter on Youtube (Youtube)
Kym Johnson dances into my heart (FHM)