Better than cornpone and gravy cakes

Rebecca Loos, nude? No. Really? Noooo. That’s right, here’s Rebecca Loos, the very famous actress, or um..singer, or… well come to think of it, she’s really just famous for being naked. Which means she’s a free spirit who celebrates the body electric and wants to share that incandescent enfranchisement with the world. Or, she’s just a whore.

You gotta hand it to the British, because where else can you find a big titted tart nestled right between the pages of your afternoon news? I think if we added some full frontal nudity into news stores about Iraq, people wouldn’t be so pissy about the war. They’d be all, “yeah people are dying senselessly everyday and the corporate pseudo-government agencies like Haliburton just keep getting richer and richer at the expense of so much American blood , but I found some titties in my Time Magazine today. Can you image? Titties!? Will wonders never cease?” Links, bitches.

Britney Spears has tipped the whore/hottie scale in favor of hottie 51/49. (DS)
Tattoos are whorish. That’s why I love Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
Pics from some Maxim party where they lied to girls and told them they were pretty. (ICYDK)
Terri Hatcher upskirt. IF YOU DARE. (Ninja Dude)
The Spice Girls had group sex in London. Whatever. (Glunp)
Jessica Alba musings. Hint: she doesn’t want to fuck you. (DH)
Colleges have college girls. Girls have boobies. ERGO. Boobies. (CH)
Happy Meal with a glass pipe and a 1/4 bag. (City rag)