I said God Damn, Kellie Pickler

Kapow. Nice rack, Kellie Pickler.

God. Damn.

I know I’ve been harsh on Kellie Pickler before, and I ‘ve probably said some mean things about her like how she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I take all that back. Nothing says remorse like rescinding a recent vituperation because a chick got a giant rack. Oh, they’re probably fake. What am I, some kind of critical bitch? No. No I am not.

Actually she looks pretty hot here. Her dress is sexy, yet elegant and her hair is really cute; which is in stark contrast to when she first debuted those melons on American Idol earlier this season with the Tanya Tucker hair. You don’t want Tanya Tucker hair. Tanya Tucker put the whore in country whore. The point? Big tits are no good if you look like chick that Glen Campbell used ride like a rhinestone cowboy. There’s a cancellation effect. It has to do with some high level physics. And Jim Beam and white crosses. More Kellie:

Kellie Pickler +new tits + elegant dress = hot.I got a stylist, y’all. Look at my rack!Jesus feel my rack, then take the wheel. Eat it, Carrie.My tits are AWESOME.

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3 Comments to “I said God Damn, Kellie Pickler”

  1. Opie Says:

    Dang. Makes you hornier than a two dick billy goat.

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