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Lindsay Lohan and non nude nipples with a book. Wow. These pictures are 6 months old for all I know. My research department is a crack whore. I run a tight ship. Except when I just don’t give a shit. Which is mostly. Anyway. Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking a bit chilly and doing everything she can to let us know that a) she’s reading a book and b) that the book is by Felicity Huffman and it’s entitled A PRACTICAL HANDBOOK FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND!. How witty she is! Insert tongue firmly in cheek! My stars.

Here’s a snippet from this literary masterpiece;

At some point, every guy — player, geek, mama’s boy, “regular Joe” — meets a woman who makes him want to be a boyfriend. A good boyfriend. Problem is, unless heâ’s had some first-rate training (by a previous girlfriend, a sister, a mom), he probably doesn’t even know what that means. (source)

Wait. I know. That sounds like something a chick would say. Or an effeminate pansy, 45 year old who brushes his mama’s hair and lives in her basement. Oh, but wait it was on this ruggedly handsome piece of manmeat’s Amazon list. So it must be HOTT! (note the two T’s… that’s for extra hot)

“My mother is going to LOVE you”

Whew. I think the temperature is rising ladies. More of Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, where unlike here, the temperature was obviously a little chilly. ZING! Pulitzer, here I come.