Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees Hospitalized for Partying
Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada who was tossed out when scandalous photos of her flashing her rack and kissing another girl at a bar appeared on the web earlier this year, is in the news again for partying - this time a little too hardy.
[Katie] was recently rushed to Las Vegas’ Spring Valley Hospital when friends feared she may have overdosed on drugs. Emergency room doctors ruled out an overdose but discovered she’s had far too much to drink. “She’d been out partying with a bunch of pals at a nightclub and was really wasted, totally out of it,� said an insider. (source)
This reminds me of a story that I told a girl I was dating one time. She was a prisspot high maintenance bitch and she always wondered why her younger sister got more attention from guys when it was quite obvious to her that she (my bitch GF) was the prettier one and not her sister.
I said,
“Putting aside the narcissistic vitriol and murderous envy you have for your sister (and that’s fucked up BTW), it’s like this: You think you’re a princess and you dress and act like a high maintenance bitch whose ass is so tight you couldn’t shit a BB pellet. Your sister is tan, has a hot rack and is not afraid to show it off. Also, she’s a slut. Guys love sluts. We do. It’s biological. Easy kill wins every time. Would I rather spend all night buying a chick $15 apple-tinis (with a splash of grenadine and two limes, please) while she tells me about her $400 purses and all the doctors that want to date her, just to go home with blue balls, or bang the red head chick with the big titties who drives a fork lift and has a tattoo of a dragon on her ass?”
QED. Katie Rees is my fucking hero.
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Written by Fatback on May 9, 2007 – 1:23 pm
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May 9th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Katie Rees is your hero for partying too much, using drugs, and being hospitalized for it? That’s fucked up dude. Well at least your are honest in the kind of women you like.
May 9th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Nah. Just saying she’s an easy kill. It’s evolution baby.
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May 10th, 2007 at 10:19 am
LOL okie dokie.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Nice use of QED
May 10th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Thanks Chris. I’m Latin like that. Dead lang’s rule!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm
You LOVE tha whores! You’d think you’d learn your lesson after catching gonorrhea a few times, but why let something like THAT keep you from a ‘good time’?