Better than tan lines on a bridesmaid

So apparently there was a Gala atÂ the the Costume Institute this week. And apparently there is actually a Costume Institute as well. From the looks of the photos coming from the gala, it was more of a cleavage contest than costume exhibition. I should to add some of my best costumes to the Gala, like the hefty bag and purple gloves that I used for my California Raisin costume in the 9th grade at Anna Wilson’s costume party. Which, as it turns out, wasn’t really a costume party. Oh yeah, they weren’tÂ laughing any more when the second story caught fire, were they? I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Links!

Pipi Long has all the cleave-tastic photos from the Costume Institute Gala. (Pipi)
Britney Spears comeback tour sho go away again. (DS)
Jenny McCarthy ads a little class to the Kentucky Derby. (Bastardly)
Paris Hilton smokes a fat ass J. Made of poor people skin. True Story. (D-Listed)
Spiderman 3 is out of web fluid. I liked the Spidey on the Electric Company. (Pajiba)
Jessica Simpson looks like a tranny prostitute. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Yeeeah)
Paris Hilton, rehires publicist, fires lawyer, eats a poor person. (Celebitchy)
JT and Cameron D kiss. OMG! Arethey BFF’s again. I would so <3 that. (Bumpshack)

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Written by Fatback on May 8, 2007 – 6:13 am

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