Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days but probably won’t serve 2 days

Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 Days in jail for violating the terms of her probation for a driving under the influence arrest. You remember, right? That’s the one where she drove to court on a suspended license? Yeah, that one. Although Paris was reportedly quite the picture of the contrite sweet young girl run afoul, but in the end, the judge (like the rest of the world) wasn’t buying it.

“I’m very sorry, and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all.” (source)

Which probably would have gone over well if she hadn’t thrown her publicist Elliot Mintz under the bus right after that.

The judge called out [Paris'] rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as “completely worthless.” He also told Paris that he did not believe that she was unaware of her license suspension, adding that she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended. (source)

I was going to throw a Paris in jail countdown party and revel in the fact that a spoiled rich brat who shits on people all the time, but never expects any consequences was finally going to get her comeuppance and the world would be set right, but then I remembered that the world sucks and Paris’ family is rich so she’ll probably only serve a day or two in jail. They’ll chalk it up to “overcrowding” and let her go. Meanwhile the single mom who was arrested for shoplifting baby formula will serve her full term while her children get to stay in the sweet facilities down at the LA Social Services offices. Justice is blind baby, unless you stuff a wad of cash in her g-string. Whore. Speaking of…here’s another ubiquitous Paris Hilton upskirt. Yawn.