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So here’s (not exactly…see update) Britney Spears topless, and for some reason that just doesn’t have the “Oh” factor it had 4 tears ago. I’ll assume that these are recent because of the silly hat and the ridiculous “hair”, but for all I know this isn’t Britney Spears at all. However, because it’s more important to publish salacious headlines than to do any sort of research, I’m going with: it’s definitely Britney Spears topless. For those of you who just joined that’s called key word density.

Anyway. Not much is going on today except wars and famine and shit like that (totally not sexy) so Britney Spears topless will have to suffice. I guess she’s not fully topless because of the daisies, but you get the picture. Honestly it looks like the first frame of some Croatian porn I saw the other day. Those people just shoot porn anywhere and nobody gives a shit. They’ll be filming a DP scene at a park and a family will just walk by with a stroller and a kid eating ice cream like it was nothing. They film that shit everywhere. Grocery stores, outdoor restaurants, operating rooms during surgery, the morgue, the subway, somebody’s mom’s house- with their mom. Where am I going with this? Basically, Croatia kicks ass. Except for the genocide and war and car bombs and people burning furniture to stay warm. Other than that, they have pretty good porn.

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Apparently you have to pay a bazillion dollars for pictures these days or they get all Law & Order on you. See the Britney Spears Topless images here. SEO WINS!