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Newly hot bodied, but still white trash-ed, Britney Spears performed at the House of Blues in San Diego last night at a “secret” performance under a fake name in a toungue-in cheek effort that was about as subtle as forcible sodomy. I think the cat was let out of the bag, as it were, when Jerry Penacoli reported last night on Extra a few hours before the show that Britney Spears would be performing at the House of Blues under the name the M&M’s. But then he said SHHHH, while putting his finger up to his lips. Which totally confused the audience. But those San Diegans are whip smart and they saw right through that ruse.

The attendance is said to have been around 650 screaming fans. And by screaming I mean they waited 3 hours got bored, then booed until Britney came out. The good news is that she lip sync’d the whole thing so no one in the front row got any Cheetoe spit or Menthol sweat dripped on them. She sang mouthed 5 songs then left the stage without a word. SHE’S BACK! If you care, the boring recaps (and by that I mean brilliant recap of a boring event) are here and here. Photos via.