Lindsay Lohan is Oscar material

This is my coke whore motivation. Lee wiould be so proud.

Lindsay Lohan, who publicly describes how she loves to be photographed by paparazzi, recently stated that the press is the reason why she doesn’t have an Oscar.

“The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the [bleep] alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work,� she told the mag. “I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.� (source)

My opinion on what it takes to really win an Oscar aside (any movie by a prolific director where there is a least two of the following: a dead or missing child, a dingo and/or lovable ape, a (preferably female) serial killer with a sad story, a raped person who fights the system, or a town that gets poisoned by a corrupt company is a shoe in), you have to at least be good at acting to get an Oscar.

It doesn’t matter how much coke you do off the director’s penis, and how many times you dance with your tits out, it’s not going to get you an Academy Award. You don’t need to know who Stanislavski or Strasberg were but you have to be able make people believe that you have more depth than a ditzy teen or coke whore. [America's high schools are full of those. Watch out Lindsay!] “Ooooh, Mr Strasberg my motivation is…slutty, right?” Also, it helps if you’re not a complete dumbass. To wit.

“I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture,� the “Mean Girls� star told Nylon magazine. “I’d be worried. I’d be like ‘Do people not care about me?’ � (source)

I have no response to that.   Feel free to click the LQ thumbnails, but they, like Lindsay’s acting will not be getting any higher quality. Mouse over or click to see the snarky captions though. When the HQ’s come out, I’ll post them.

Oscar, schmoscar. Lets do some blow.Oscar, here I come. I love your Garbage can!I’m a method actor. My method is slutty.Bobby Deniro taught me this one

I’d like to thank the Academy, my mom Dina, God, the devil…I like key bumps. You? Oh, LOOKA MA BOOBIES. I win!Speaking of blow…Then you’re a grouch like me

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