NSFW – Fatback Media

God Damn Linsday Lohan.You know you can not listen to stylist if you want to. How can you take something like Lindsay Lohan in short-shorts and make it look all busted up like this? I’ve seen hotter outfits on middle aged mom’s at Skynyrd concerts, in the 90’s. The thing is, Lindsay put on those giant Corey Feldman a la Dream a Little Dream Ray Bans and the Gallagher suspenders and walked out of her house feeling hot. Meanwhile, she looks likes Cyndi Lauper at a ZZ Top concert. Maybe we can swap some jelly bracelets and I’ll let her borrow my parachute pants. Bitch better stay away from my Member’s Only jacket. It’s for members only. LINKS!

• Lord, Beer me strength. Office Swag from GMMR. (GMMR)
• Ashlee Simpson is the hot sister. (Bastardly)
• God damn, maybe I was wrong. (Bumpshack)
• A little Britney Ass crack. (DS)
• Posh’s nips of steel. (Yeeeah)

More Lindsay at Coachella. Mouse over the thumbnails or click them to get a an ’80’s song stuck in your head all day. Love, me.