Joe Simpson may be Britney’s new manager
Jessica Simpson’s creepy dad, Joe Simpson, may be taking over as Britney Spears’ new manager – if new rumors are correct. Apparently, he thinks that he can give a much needed boost to Britney’s flagging career. Or maybe he just wants to watch her take a bath.
According to an inside source, Joe Simpson is considering managing Spears’ career, or what’s left of it, just as he has done for Jessica and her sister, Ashlee.
The former Baptist minister even tried to set up a meeting over the weekend with Spears, our source attests – though Jessica’s rep Cindi Berger denies it. (source)
The dude creeps me out. He’s everything wrong with stage moms and smarmy, touchy feely preachers all rolled up into one jeans-and-a-t-shirt Christian alternative, Jesus is way cool, greaseball package. The only good that can come of this is an underground home-made porn of Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears wearing Mousekateer Ears. Which would be degrading, exploitative, senseless and totally fucking awesome. More Britney and her new hotness.
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2 Comments to “Joe Simpson may be Britney’s new manager”
April 25th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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April 27th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
maybe joe is actually britney’s dad.ashlee,jessica and britney all look alike.