NSFW – Fatback Media

I said God damn, Jewel. I’m not really sure what Jewel does anymore but as long as she looks like this she can keep on doing it. I think she may be a country singer or the host of a country show on a no-name network or something but she definitely hasn’t put out any music since that last razor commercial song. Which was awesome. I shave to it every day. Jewel is lucky, because girls with her background usually end up working at a Hair Cuttery rubbing their boobies on your shoulder to flirt while they cut your hair- because the two babies in those pictures on the mirror need a daddy.

LINKS

• Michael Jordan getting his swerve on in Cabo. (Bumpshack)
• Speaking of white college girls…here are some boobies. (CH)
• Britney Spears Nipple Slip, and that didn’t make me vomit. Nice. (Bastardly)
• Rosie quits the View. Is that a show or something? I fucking work, you know? (Yeeeah)
• Angelina Jolie has noassitol. (DS)
• Victoria Beckham is a royal bitch. Get it? Yeah it really doesn’t make sense. (IDLYITW)
• Heidi from The Hills got a fat new rack and a nose job. Congrats! (D-Listed)