Better than hot wings at a biker bar

Taadow! Jewel bringing back, big boob style

I said God damn, Jewel. I’m not really sure what Jewel does anymore but as long as she looks like this she can keep on doing it. I think she may be a country singer or the host of a country show on a no-name network or something but she definitely hasn’t put out any music since that last razor commercial song. Which was awesome. I shave to it every day. Jewel is lucky, because girls with her background usually end up working at a Hair Cuttery rubbing their boobies on your shoulder to flirt while they cut your hair- because the two babies in those pictures on the mirror need a daddy.

LINKS

  • Michael Jordan getting his swerve on in Cabo. (Bumpshack)
  • Speaking of white college girls…here are some boobies. (CH)
  • Britney Spears Nipple Slip, and that didn’t make me vomit. Nice. (Bastardly)
  • Rosie quits the View. Is that a show or something? I fucking work, you know? (Yeeeah)
  • Angelina Jolie has noassitol. (DS)
  • Victoria Beckham is a royal bitch. Get it? Yeah it really doesn’t make sense. (IDLYITW)
  • Heidi from The Hills got a fat new rack and a nose job. Congrats! (D-Listed)

God. Damn. Jewel’s jewels. Brilliant!Hey perv, I’m up here. I know.I’m looking at your rack.Shazam, Jewel.

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3 Comments to “Better than hot wings at a biker bar”

  1. Opie Says:

    My land! That girl is finer than a frog’s hair split three ways!

  2. Opie Says:

    Dang! Jewel is finer than a frog’s hair split three ways!!

  3. Andrew Leon Says:

    You know those alaskan’s and their tits….

    wait…

    what?

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