Chevy Chase’s mom was a bitch
Chevy Chase admits in his new book that he suffered mental and physical abuse at the hands of his unstable mother for years. Cruel beatings and name calling were an everyday experience for the actor/comedian when he was growing up.
“I lived in fear all the time – deathly fear,” Chase says in a new authorized biography, “I’m Chevy Chase . . . And You’re Not,” by Rena Fruchter. It reveals that Chase’s concert-pianist mother, Cathalene, was a “very unhappy woman” who suffered from depression and panic attacks that could set her off at a moment’s notice. They had her locking young Chevy in a closet for hours at a time and waking him up in the middle of the night to slap him “continually and hard, across the face,” Chase tells the author. “I don’t remember what it was for, or what I had done.” (source)
God damn. Fletch had it hard. Kinda like I am for Gail Stanwyck (Dana Wheeler-Nicholson) from Fletch. I don’t mean to make light of Chevy’s tough time, but if I had a nickel for everytime I’ve heard that story. Plus, have a thing for wet married women. God awful mess. You should see my shoes. Whiick. The best Flecth quote in the comments wins a free Fatback T-shirt or my name isn’t Harvey Poon.
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22 Comments to “Chevy Chase’s mom was a bitch”
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:11 am
I don’t shower much.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:59 am
“You got the whole fist up there, mom?
Mooooon Riiiiver!”
April 24th, 2007 at 4:24 am
What kind of a name is Poon?
Fletch: Comanche Indian.
April 24th, 2007 at 4:47 am
Fletch to the Doberman Pinscher: “Look, defenseless babies!” and to Gail Stanwyck: “Why don’t we go lay on the bed and I’ll fill you in”
April 24th, 2007 at 5:09 am
- “Can I borrow your towell, my car just hit a water buffulo.”
- “This proposal doesn’t entail me dressing up like Little Bo Peep does it?”
- Hello my name is Jon Cock-tos-ston.
- How do you know Ted Underhill? I saved his life during the war. You were in the war? No he was, I got him out.
- Sorry Reeda lost the number for Jimmy Swarthow in Utah , do you have it? Who is Reeda? Reeda is my secratery. Who are you? I am Reeda boss.
- Oh good. . . . its . the police.
- I hate to pull rank, but I am the mattress police and these don’t have any tags on them, now put down the gun.
- She looks like a hooker. Could you love a woman who looks like that? NO. . . . 5 . .10 minutes tops.
April 24th, 2007 at 5:29 am
Fletch: You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
Alan Stanwyck: Oh? And what was that?
Fletch: Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.
April 24th, 2007 at 5:56 am
Nice! The Fletch is strong with you. keep ‘em coming! I’ll make my decision in the next 2 days…
-F.
April 24th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective: You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to have your face kicked in by me.
You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I’ll waive my rights.
April 24th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I’ll waive my rights.
April 24th, 2007 at 6:26 am
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April 24th, 2007 at 6:30 am
What are you doing here?
Fletch: I ordered some lunch.
You ordered it here?
Fletch: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:10 am
I’ll have a steak sandwich and… a steak sandwich
April 24th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Awesome. We have some true Fletch-ers coming in.
Name’s Liddy. Gordon Liddy.
-F.
April 24th, 2007 at 11:21 am
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April 24th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
“Why don’t you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.”
“I hate Tommy Lasorda.”
April 24th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Assume the position…then I will legally…
April 25th, 2007 at 3:24 am
Two words:
Doctor Rosenpenis.
Barber
April 26th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Okay. I’m going to deliberate these and pick a winner. I’ll email you, you lucky bastard, then I’ll post the winner…
-F.
June 6th, 2007 at 6:06 am
Hey, Fatback. Was there ever a winner?
June 6th, 2007 at 6:29 am
Opie-
You totally win man. I lost a lot of data when the site went down right after all this. Send me an email to fatback@fatbackmedia.com/nsfw and we’ll get you a shirt….
June 7th, 2007 at 8:39 am
Fatback, I keep getting undeliverable messages on your email. You got a full mailbox?