Better than pork cracklins and PBR

Katharine McPhee has great hair

Katharine McPhee, who seems to only show up at events lately and doesn’t seem to be doing anything musical, still has a perfect rack. And that makes her my American Idol. Katherine McPhee is also a fan of Sanjaya Malakar, apparently:

“First of all, I think Sanjaya is an absolute phenomenon. Every year, there’s something that makes the show even bigger than it was the year before. I’m on the Sanjaya train! I’m like, ‘Go Sanjaya!’ “(source)

This is Katharine at the 9th Annual Young Hollywood Awards show; which seems to be more of a PR vehicle than an actual awards show. Wait that’s ALL AWARD SHOWS. Case in point, Kat McPhee received the “Exciting New Vocalist” award from Randy Jackson and Katharine Heigl received the “Superstar of Tomorrow” award from TR Knight. That’s like the time my mom gave me the coveted “best son in the world” award when I was 10. I got half of a 7-11 turkey sandwich, a pack of Fun Dip and a Big Gulp cup with “Best Son in the World” written on it in eyeliner pencil. Oh, and bus ticket to back to our home town that turned out to be a used lotto ticket with “bus ticket home” written on it in eyeliner pencil. That’s the last time I ever saw her.

Taryn Manning scares the shit out of me. But I’m still hot for her. Does that make me creepy? (Bastardly)
Morgan Fairchild got some big ass titties. She’s my wife. Yeah, that’s the ticket. (DS)
Kevin Bacon would to like to be six degrees up in Hayden’s Panetierre. ZING! I’m a writer! (Glunp)
Jennifer “call me Love” Hewitt sells underwear. Not hers though. I have most of those anyway. (IBBB)
Jessica Biel + booty = ‘Nuff said. Shazam. (Yeeeah)
Sienna Miller is desperate to be sperminated. Dibs! (Holly Scoop)
Suri Cruise prepares for world domination. Resistance is futile, mutha fucka. (D-Listed)
Bjork. What the Fjork? (Pop Bytes)
Phil Stacey is the new Sanjaya. Rule. (Bumpshack)