Paris Hilton legally driving
Hey isn’t that Paris Hilton driving? “But golly“, you might say (because you’re so naive and stupid),”she has a suspended license, FOR DUI and she was already arrested for driving under suspension. She can’t have been granted driving privileges this soon.” Well guess what dumbass? She did. In case you forgot, the world is completely fucked up and rich whores like this always win and people who try to do the right thing always get fucked in the ass by the rich whore’s daddy.
Hilton was spotted behind the wheel of her Bentley again early this morning, sparking reports in the US that she had broken the law once more. However, her lawyer Howard Weitzman confirmed to TMZ.com that her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road. (source)
I’m from South Carolina and we have the loosest DUI laws in the land. Everyone drives drunk. It’s not uncommon to get another DUI on the way to your DUI hearing. Free ride! You can literally be in court for your 12th DUI and, as long as you didn’t kill anyone, you can go home that day on a personal recognizance bond. You get to go home, but you know what they don’t give you? A god damn drivers license. You lose that shit forever. But somehow in LA, if you’re a bazillionaire, they just wipe the dead guy’s blood of the lamination, clean the hair and bone fragments out of your grill and send you on your way. Toodles!
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Written by Fatback on April 20, 2007 – 7:14 am
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April 24th, 2007 at 2:59 am
So what!!! If any of us had her dollars we’d do exactly the same thing. Come you guys get real……..Go ahead Paris and live your life not the other fools out here.
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