Better than no more Sanjaya means no more Shyamali

Sanjaya is gone folks. I think he actually knew it going into it though. He still balled like a little girl ,so I lost all respect for him. I’m waiting for the Idol castoff that refuses to sing though the tears and decides to fucking show out. For instance, Sanjaya should have kicked Simon right in balls and and bent Paula right over the judges table and long poled her on national TV. I bet that little girl would have really cried then. Plus Paula is high and kinda slutty, so it’s not like she’d put up a fuss. Sanjaya would look at the camera and wink, “I’ll show you a cold hearted snake“.

The one tragedy in all this is that Shyamali and her awesome paper sack brown boobies will no longer be in the audience for DVR fodder. I guess I’ll have to wait for the Olivia Mojica sex tape to come out for my American Idol perv fix. Girlfriend is a freeeeak…LINKS!

More pics of Fergie in her panties on the set of her new video. (DS)
Mandy Moore barely legal bikini pics you perv. (Bastardly)
Angelina Jolie is fucking crazy. She brought out the knives on her boyfriend during sex. Is is okay to have wood while you’re scared shitless? (Celebitchy)
Larry Birkhead’s gay lover is a bat child alien from the planet of hell. Or something. (Bricks and Stones)
Paula Abdul is a bitch. (Derek Hail)
Michelle Rodriguez is out of house arrest. Sweet. (ICYDK)
Britney is almost back to fighting weight. (D-Listed)
Avril Lavigne is a douche. That’s French for douche. (Yeeeah)
Last but not least, College Girls’ Boobies. It never gets old. (CH)