Better than jailbait boob lickers

Jail bait. Hard candy. Underage. Hot. Please grow up.

Man that Hayden Panetierre is making me question my rule about underage chicks. Which is: don’t do it. Unless you’re out of town and the bouncers let her in on a fake ID. Speaking of… where the hell is Heroes? I’m interested to see more of that new shapeshifter chick from the Stick it. Yeah, I saw it. Where do you think the girl with the fake ID and I went for our first date? Missy Peregrym (from Stick it, duh)is pretty smokin’ hot in a manly Jessica Biel sorta way. Sometimes I need to be held. LINKS!

This site is chock full o’ pics of Hayden Panetierre for you hard candy lovers. (Celebrity Hubris)
Chick from the Pussy Cat Dolls,barley dressed. (Phun)
Britney Spears is like the Peter Pan of pop stars. Except stupid. (IDLYITW)
Jessica Biel is man-some women. It’s a mixed up mumbled up shook up world. (Yeeeah)
Lindsay Lohan is a scissor sister. (DS)
Sanjaya: deconstructed. (Celebrity smack)
Clara in King magazine. Shazam! (Bastardly)
In case you missed it. The Olivia Mojica sex tape trailer (FBC)