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According to the people at People, ScarJo is dating RyReyn. That’s paparazzi talk for: Scarlett Johansson is banging another dude who happens to not be me. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett were seen canoodling (more gossip lingo!) in NYC this week. At least it’s not Josh I comb my hair with a dead oil spill duck Hartnett.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent a busy weekend in New York City together.

On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. “They were in a good mood,” says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling.

“They were definitely holding hands,” says another observer. “They were a cute couple!” (source)

Scarlett has been linked with a lot (A LOT) of people lately which makes think she may be a slight whore. Not in a bad way though. In the, eventually she’ll make it around to me kind of way. The fact that Scarlett is premium heat, notwithstanding, I can see why Ryan Reynolds wants to go out with her. He was engaged for 2 years to a self righteous, sanctimonious wannabe activist who was actually a sellout Debbie Gibson wannabe who gave Dave Coulier a blow job at the movies. Cut. It. Out.

I don’t really see what Scarlett sees in Ryan. Besides the money, handsome face, chiseled superhero physique, and snarky sense of humor, what does he really have have? There’s more to life than just good looks, money and hot chicks. Wait, no. No, there really isn’t. More Scarlett and one for you ladies. I’m all about equality. And boobies. Whatever.