Britney Spears is neat, cuts price on house

Britney Spears has reportedly slashed the price of the Malibu Mansion that she and former husband Kevin Federline own in an effort to speed up the divorce settlement.

The 9,200-square foot Serra Retreat abode — complete with seven bedrooms, a dance/workout room and a recording studio — originally hit the market with a bouncy $13.5 million price tag, but last week the asking price suddenly dropped to a mere $11.999 mil. (source)

11.999 mil? Is that even a number?Whatever.

When I think about those two greasy, beer can ashtray, gravy slurpin, cheetoe mashin’ illiterate bumpkins selling a house for 11 million dollars it makes me realize that there is no god. Because, if I were god I would plague the shit out of them then throw in some fire and brimstone just to fuck with them harder. I would also make all assholes nice and feed the children and keep grandmas from dying and shit, too. Cuz I’d be THE LORD. Then the devil and I would do rails off some hot stripper asses in hell. You know that dude gets the good shit.

Here are some more pics of Britney showing off her finishing school refinement. I bet some gravy would cover that up.