Jessica Simpson hollas back…in bed

This dude is totally hitting my shit. I’m a screamer.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer made some noise recently by having loud sex in a Rome hotel on a recent visit to the Italian city.

 The ‘Employee of the Month’ actress was seen having dinner with the American musician in the romantic Italian city before heading back to the exclusive luxury Hotel de Russie.

When they got back to their room the couple’s energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.

A source revealed to More magazine: “Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn’t get to sleep for a long time.

“This woman was saying she couldn’t believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door.”(source)

What I can’t believe is how easy it is to bang Jessica Simpson. If I had known all I needed was 2 first class tickets to Rome, accommodations in a 5 star hotel, a mellifluous singing voice and mad guitar chops, I would have an extra notch on commemorative “number of girls I have banged” trophy. Oh, it may look like an ordinary mop handle to you, but to me it’s the story of true love. I have vision. And a chipped up mop handle.

Scream muthafuckerI wanna bang you DISCRETELYHolla back. You will scream. I promise.

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  4. Sisi Says:

    Such a trashy bitch!! Not one ounce of class. I am NOT surprised!!

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    So, everyone that makes noise in bed is trashy? Honey, you just ain’t met the right man yet. Rednecks do it best!! YEE HAW!!

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  9. fuck holla I'll leave her breathless Says:

    Look at that douchebag! Why why do all the supreme hotties in hollywood go for the most retarded fuckin ratty headed goofy lookin lameasses? Fuck she probably gave that skinny twerp a broken pelvis.. he cant hit that shit right. Damnit Jessica, give the regular joes posting on celebrity gossip websites a shot already!

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