NSFW – Fatback Media

Damn it feels good to be a gangster…

Sorry about the delay folks, but all the sites that I rip off read and appreciate with reverence, have been a little slack about posting. Also, I was drunk on Mojitos and sitting on a beach with a girl with frog tattoo on her ass. Dios Mio! What I noticed about the people on the islands is that they’re very accommodating, they’re usually hot and are great at finding good places to dump a body if you have cash. Side note: the beach is not one of those places. What I also noticed this weekend is that Melissa Joan Hart is back to fighting weight and is looking mighty MILFy, in a witchy sort of way. I love freckles. Explain that, Clarissa. LINKS!

• Speaking of Nickleodeon, Hayden Panetierre is doing her best all grow’d up look. So click it, perv. (Bastardly)
• Courtney Love bikini pics. You’d hit it, don’t lie. Like I lied about your sister. (DS)
• P.Diddy banged Sienna Miller. I wonder if he did it Mandingo style and had Jude Law watch? (Yeeeah)
• Jenna  Jameson had surgery on her box and it’s all fucked up now. Because it was so pristine and supple before. (Celebrity Smack)
• Blades of glory sucked. You know what doesn’t? Jenna Fischer’s rack. (Pajiba)