WTF? Paris Hilton Has Tits
Okay. I’m not a doctor but I think we can all agree that Paris Hilton got breast implants. Big luscious tits filled with salty, salty water or liquid caulking material. HOTT! What I can’t figure out is why she waited so long. She would have been taken much more seriously as whore had she done this 4 years ago. Big boobs make even the skinniest whore that much more attractive. Nobody likes a skanky girl with little boobies. True story.
Everyone knows that breast implants automatically can make even the most average looking girl slightly hotter. Kinda like what The Members Only jacket does for us gents. I say kudos Paris Hilton. You’re a real whore’s whore. Hell, I’d probably sleep with you now. Yeah, no. No I wouldn’t. But that Kathy Hilton. Reeeow. Cougar alert!
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Written by Fatback on March 27, 2007 – 12:04 pm
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March 27th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
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March 28th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Here tits were the one thing about her that I actually liked. Ah well. Good luck with the new ‘work’ opportunities ms hilton.
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July 27th, 2007 at 4:57 am
hahah your sooo right.
lmaooooooo!